So even though you don't love her
you're still going to marry her because she's rich?
Let's talk about marriage later.
Xiao Tong, I'm so sorry.
To you
work is still more important than anything else, right?
You rich people
better stay away from me.
Have you heard of Murphy's law?
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Then why didn't you dodge?
You were the one who kept shaking your umbrella
and splashing water all over my face.
- Don't you think you're responsible? - I'll pay for your dry cleaning.
They actually opened a divorce agency
right across the street from our matchmaking agency.
How long have these been up here?
Boss, by the end of this month
we'll give you our new hot pick proposal.
I'm sure we can refresh the looks of our hot couple wall.
You actually became famous after your breakup
and opened up a divorce agency.
We're just giving two unsuitable people a peaceful ending.
Rich people like you only know how to cause pain for others.
Do you realize how painful it is for the person who gets dumped?
The starting price for the brooch is...
Isn't that the brooch that Mom gave you for your wedding?
- Any offers? - NT$ 200,000.
If I hadn't bought it, you guys would have been so embarrassed.
That's certainly an outrageous way of sparing us the embarrassment.
If you want it, just take it.
Look after it for me.
I'll try my best to save up NT$ 200,000 and buy it back from you.
Whenever he gets near me
my Murphy index skyrocket to a dangerously high level.
'Perfect Love-Hunting Seminar.'
Women are no longer looking for men who are tall, rich, and good-looking.
Nowadays, what a woman actually looks for
is a 4G great man
which stands for Guts, Giver, Gentle, and Guarantee.
There are just too many men who don't qualify.
Such men are the completely opposite of a 4G great man.
Women would never want to go out with such an NG man.
What a low IQ love-hunting tactic.
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[Murphy's Law of Love]
Episode 2
What?
So he was there to challenge us?
That's right.
But my experience and ability couldn't be bested that easily.
So what happened next?
What next?
So what are you doing here?
Forget it, I don't want to know.
Whatever your reason is
I should thank you for coming to my love seminar.
Since you were there as an example of what an NG Man is
I guess everyone now knows how a 4G great man really is.
You seem to know what you're talking about.
I'm sure our great Dr. Love
has already found the perfect boyfriend based on her love theory, right?
This isn't the right place to talk to you about my personal love life.
Let me rephrase that.
There isn't a love life to talk about at all.
Therefore...
sometimes, what seems to be a great theory
can't really be applied in real life.
Also...
if people can find true love based on these theories and qualities
there won't be so many divorced couples in this world, right?
You mean
you're making money from people's divorces
by opening a divorce agency
so that you can break up couples who could have gotten back together?
I don't think you believe in love at all.
You're just a loveless being who can't confront your own relationship problems.
Hey.
Don't try to analyze me with your weird theory.
If I am a loveless being, then you're a...
Then you're a love crook who's full of nonsense.
I don't need your recognition.
But please don't stop other people from finding true love
just because you refuse to believe in love yourself.
That girl was so professional.
Every word from her lips...
made such a strong impression on my mind.
Hey.
You might as well fill out their agency's membership form.
I told you.
All she did was talk from a woman's perspective.
How can she call herself Dr. Love
when she doesn't understand men at all?
Are you guys talking about
Dr. Love, the singles savior?
I can't believe our office is just across the road from her.
- How did you know about her? - I don't just know about her.
She's my idol, and my goddess.
Goddess?
Why?
Because she's the brain behind the 4G Great Man Theory.
You know what?
I read her blog everyday.
We'd even form small tours to visit her when we have time.
Really?
- When is the next tour? - Next week...
It's okay for you to use Jia Wei's identity to meet other girls.
But you actually want to go...
Hang on, you should go.
You can use your other identity.
Simon.
This girl certainly knows how to brainwash people.
As the new-age women
we have our own life, our own job, as well as our own income.
We're no longer an accessory for men.
We also shouldn't lower the quality of our lives because of men.
The fact that there are now more single women around
is not because they're looking for too many qualities in a man
but because they're looking for the wrong qualities.
Therefore, in order to create a suitable and lasting relationship
a woman should know her own needs first.
More importantly, she should look around her...
Not only is this girl lovely in person
she's also very photogenic.
Her speech is so wise and convincing.
- She must be a very intelligent girl. - That's right.
The point is
her sense of self-confidence and professionalism
puts her way ahead of those women who only rely on appearances.
Exactly.
So...
you want to work for her instead?
Not at all...
No?
- Then get back to work. - Yes.
- I've got to take care of something. - Okay...
I'm working really hard, Boss.
[So did you ask your friends to sign up as our members?]
What?
You also think I should do it?
Okay.
Dr. Love.
Guan Xiao Tong.
One, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand.
I can't believe the amount of ignorant people, Polo.
[After watching Dr. Love's interview, I'm also going to find true love.]
[I've fallen in love with Dr. Love.]
This is unbelievable.
The world must have gone crazy.
[Love isn't an incurable illness]
[unless you choose to give up treatment.]
I don't think you believe in love at all.
You're just a loveless being who can't confront your own relationship problems.
Even though I don't love her anymore
how come I can no longer love anybody else now?
[From Wayne]
What am I actually doing?
How can I believe what this girl says?
'Even though I don't love her anymore'
'how come I can no longer love anybody else now?'
Xiao Tong, I'm sorry.
[Kevin]
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[Warm Heartbreak]
[Learn to love yourself]
[Miss Questions]
[To Someone: Dedicated to those who only learn after they've loved.]
[Love: Even though the world continues to disappoint you]
[keep believing in love.]
[Learn To Love Again]
[Look Ahead and Embrace Tomorrow]
You're a professionally-qualified psychologist
why would you want to be a love consultant at our online matchmaking agency
when you could be working in a hospital instead?
Actually, I've also been heartbroken before just like many people have.
I also thought I'll never be able to love again as a result of the sorrow.
That's why I want to help those
who've been hurt or are feeling helpless when it comes to love.
Perhaps from a psychological perspective
I'm trying to help myself through helping others.
I want to use other people's love to teach myself how to love again.
'Why force yourself to compromise?'
Why force yourself to compromise?
You'll be happier if you're divorced.
What kind of a slogan is that?
Calm down, Boss.
I knew that divorce agency from across the road will bring us bad luck.
But look at their poster.
Thank goodness I took it down in time, otherwise...
it'd scare our members away.
You're right, they're so sneaky.
That's right.
How dare they put up such a poster across the road from us.
It's such a bad omen for us.
Our superstitious boss will never tolerate that.
Boss, don't worry.
Our membership numbers are on the rise right now.
We're also about to choose our Hot Pick.
Once we've got that promotion going
I'm sure we can surpass this year's KPI for successful matches.
Exactly.
That sounds more like it.
But by the time you make your Hot Pick I would have reached menopause already.
I've already chosen someone from our new members.
Since Boss has such great judgment, I'm sure it's the best pick.
I've already thought about it.
Even though he's a very new member
he's already been highly discussed by all our other members.
Also, he even has better looks than our existing Hot Pick.
I know.
If we organize a matchmaking event focusing on this person
we might be able to attract even more female members.
- Why did you kick me? - No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did. - No, I didn't.
Let's work together and get started on our Hot Pick project.
Make sure you submit it to me before the deadline.
Sure, not a problem.
Take this poster and shred it into pieces right now.
- Okay, I'll do it now. - Get back to work, hurry.
Hey.
What did you do this time?
I...
The Hot Pick that Boss was talking about is this guy.
Why is it him?
[Murphy's Law Number Three]
[An effective solution will always cause new problems.]
How can this NG Man be our member?
Did you have anything to do with it?
What is this about?
I only asked my friend, Simon, to get his friends to join our membership.
I didn't know he was one of them.
I also didn't know he'd be so popular amongst our members.
Look at this, how come his face is so smooth and bright
as if he's got some special lighting in the background?
- You're right. - His skin is so smooth.
No, we can't let this NG Man to be our Hot Pick.
Then what should we do?
I know, let's just cancel his membership.
We can't, if it wasn't for him
Boss would probably still be furious now.
If she finds out that our web manager has canceled his membership
- who do you think will get into trouble? - The web manager...
That's me.
All right...
We can't relent. Think about it.
If even the CEO of that divorce agency is using our website to look for love
doesn't that mean he's giving himself a slap on the mouth?
It'll probably be a good marketing opportunity for us.
Since Boss specifically wants him to be our Hot Pick
let's just give it a try.
No.
I'm the only one in the office who's ever had an argument with him.
You're also the only one who knows him.
What if he wants to take revenge and starts picking on me?
Then just try to convince him to be our Hot Pick.
- The world's an evil place. - Bad people are very unpredictable.
Only Dr. Love can defeat someone like NG Man.
Exactly.
- Good luck, you can do it. - Good luck.
- Go for it. - Go for it.
Xin Xin and Alan always gang up on me in these situations.
I'm a psychologist, not a negotiator.
Forget it, I better practice first.
Mr. Ji.
Judging from your looks, speech, as well as inner qualities
I think it'd be such a shame if you don't come to our Hot Pick event.
Oh god, what a superficial invitation.
It's so predictable.
How could I have come up with such a hopeless speech?
I'd never say yes if I was him.
Welcome.
If every man were as gentle as a sanitary pad
wouldn't things be so much easier then?
Why does it have to be this NG Man?
How am I supposed to convince him?
If every man were as gentle as a sanitary pad
wouldn't things be so much easier then?
Why does it have to be this NG Man?
How am I supposed to convince him?
Here's your receipt, thank you.
Hello.
That's 147 dollars.
Sorry, I forgot my wallet.
Can I leave this here and come back to pay for it later?
My office is very close...
- I'll pay for it together. - Okay.
What are you doing?
- Here's your change, thank you. - Thanks.
You're welcome.
Hey, Mr. Ji...
I already said 'You're welcome.'
Why are you following me?
I'm not following you.
Wait.
All right, I need to talk to you about something.
Well...
Mr. Ji.
Apart from having good looks and many great qualities
you're also the CEO of a company.
You seem like you don't care about love at all
but since you want to meet other girls on our website
- you should open up your heart... - That's enough.
What are you trying to say?
Although we might have had some misunderstanding before
you should forget about our personal conflicts
and think about joining our company's Hot Pick event.
Can you tell me why I should go?
If you have any emotional obstacles that are troubling you
I'd be happy to solve them for you.
You can say whatever you want.
But there's no way that I'll attend your Hot Pick event.
You must be mistaken.
Hey.
Three, two, one, polo.
Wang Xi Men, you lose.
It's not that bad, is it?
We must be ruthless when it comes to punishing creeps.
Bro, physical torture is no longer in fashion nowadays.
It's okay if you don't tell me...
I'll just call your wife and tell her how many girls you've met using my identity.
- Her number is right here. - What a coincidence.
No...
All right, I admit it.
The person who used your picture to join their membership
was me.
So you actually joined a matchmaking agency's membership
as the CEO of a divorce agency?
- I did. - You idiot!
Our company's a divorce agency.
Do you want me to ruin their company with my divorce theory
or do you want others to think that we're hypocrites?
Boss, you shouldn't have stayed single for so long.
I just wanted to filter out your potential choices.
I also filled out all the qualities based on Zhi Yu's qualities.
It's absolutely accurate, am I not a great friend?
- You... - No.
I guess I should thank you.
- You're so thoughtful. - Come on, don't say that.
I'm just sacrificing myself for my good friend.
You don't have to thank me.
Thank you.
Where are you guys going?
Three, two, one.
Polo.
Xi Men, you creep.
[Guan Xiao Tong]
No.
[Dr. Loser]
[Send MMS: Dr. Loser]
Hang on.
Why am I even explaining myself to that woman?
No...
Jia Wei, I think we should let Xi Men off the hook now.
Do I have a choice?
If I really wanted him dead
would he still be alive now?
But Xi Men is right in a sense.
Even though you keep saying you're okay
you're actually still trying to avoid falling in love again.
As your friend
I don't like to see you like this.
Want to hear an honest piece of advice?
Since Xi Men already joined the membership for you
why don't you just give it a try?
Since he's already entered all the qualities you look for in a girl
you could probably end up finding someone who's similar to Zhi Yu.
It doesn't hurt to try, right?
Sounds reasonable.
How about this?
You can go instead, you're also single, right?
- Jia Wei... - Oh yeah.
Tell me what qualities you look for
and I'll get Xi Men to fill it out for you.
It's on me.
Boss.
You shouldn't have stayed single for so long.
I just wanted to filter out your potential choices.
I also filled out all the qualities based on Zhi Yu's qualities.
It's absolutely accurate, am I not a great friend?
Even though you keep saying you're okay
you're actually still trying to avoid falling in love again.
Since Xi Men already joined the membership for you
why don't you just give it a try?
So have you convinced our Hot Pick yet?
No, I really don't understand his attitude at all.
He's so unpredictable.
His ears are also as tough as bulletproof glass.
Every one of my shots only bounced back to shoot myself.
Really?
Sounds like you've had a hard day today.
Luckily, there's going to be great food to mend your broken heart.
That's right, I must release my anger by eating as much as I can.
Don't worry.
I'm sure I'll find someone who's better than Ji Jia Wei.
That's right.
I must release my anger by eating as much as I can.
Don't worry.
I'm sure I'll find someone who's better than Ji Jia Wei.
That's right.
Someone who's better than me?
I'd like to see that.
- How could we have bumped into him? - How would I know?
What should we do? I think he heard us.
Do you think he'd say no because of what we said?
Forget it, it won't be the sole reason anyway.
You sure you don't want me to go with you?
It's okay, this restaurant was recommended in a magazine.
I want to see if it'd be a suitable venue for our Hot Pick event.
I still have to go back to the office after I finish dinner.
Okay, don't be too late, call me if you need me.
- Be careful, bye. - Okay, bye.
Welcome, do you have a reservation?
- No, I don't. - Sorry, but we're fully booked tonight.
All right, that's okay.
Why don't I check to see if there's been any cancellations.
- Thank you. - One moment, please.
'FooShion.'
I'm sure Guan Xiao Qing would love to come
to a restaurant that combines food with art and culture.
Excuse me.
We happened to have had a cancellation.
- Really? - Yes, your table will be ready soon.
- Please come this way. - Thank you.
Please kindly wait here.
I'll check to see if your table is ready.
Okay.
Excuse me, your table's ready.
This way, please.
What a beautiful view.
I'm so lucky to have gotten this table.
Perhaps I should go and buy the lotto.
Excuse me, waiter.
- I'll take care of it. - Yes, Boss.
- Hello, how may I help you? - I'd like a roast lamb chop.
I'm sorry, since we're a menu-less restaurant
there isn't a printed menu as such.
I see, then...
You can just tell me if there's anything that you don't eat or are allergic to.
Our chef will then prepare your meal.
- Okay, then I'll leave it with you. - Sure.
- Thank you. - One moment, please.
This roast lamb chop is exactly the same as the one I saw on the internet.
I thought you said...
Although we're a menu-less restaurant
we actually also run private cooking classes.
This roast lamb chop is one of the dishes taught in our classes.
So how come...
It was going to be my dinner.
But I asked our chef to prepare it for you instead.
Since you came here with the hope of trying this dish
it's more important to let you have an enjoyable dinner.
- Thank you. - You're welcome, hope you like it.
Please enjoy.
It's really nice.
Not only is the food nice here
the waiter is also very thoughtful.
A perfect example of a 'Gentle' man.
He's at least worth 1G.
So this is what it feels like when a dream comes true.
Murphy's finally backed down.
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Dear Wayne.
You'll never be affected by someone whom you don't love anymore.
So I think you must still be in love with her.
You must be crazy.
Are you sure?
It's already been one year, why would I still be in love with her?
I've almost forgotten her phone number already.
You must have recited her phone number in your heart just then, right?
Of course not.
I don't remember it at all.
How long were you together?
Four years.
The reason why you emphasized on forgetting her phone number
is because every time you want to call her
you got scared, right?
Is she a psychologist or a psychic?
Judging from the speed of this guy's responses
not only is he still thinking about her, he must have been hurt deeply too.
If you can't accept the fact that you still love her
it'll be very hard for me to help you find courage to love again.
Could she have been here working all night?
[Hot Pick Project]
What are you doing?
So...
You weren't up working until six in the morning because of this project, did you?
It's none of your business.
It's all your fault.
Give it back to me.
Okay.
I thought things usually get done quicker if you work in teams.
Don't you need my help anymore?
Don't worry, even if none of these people get chosen
I'll never waste time on begging you again.
Fine, that's even better.
I won't have to waste time on rejecting you.
I'm going.
I can't believe it.
Did you really have to stay here all night?
I didn't have a choice.
What would I say to Boss if I didn't have a backup a plan?
- You could have called me. - Boss is coming.
Hurry...
Boss, here's my plan for our Hot Pick project.
The Three Elites.
They've been carefully selected as the most popular picks
from our doctor, lawyer, and accountant categories.
We'll then put them through our intensive love training
including developing their perspectives on relationships
upgrading their dress sense
and going through a simulated date.
This will turn them into highly popular men in just a short time.
They will definitely surpass our existing Hot Pick.
But their combined level of interest still isn't as high as that person's.
But they have great potential.
I'm sure that our intensive training program
will make them even better than the existing Hot Pick
and give their level of interest a strong boost.
Xiao Tong.
I know you always have a backup plan.
But the original plan is always better than a backup plan.
So why did you give up on our original plan?
It's not that I didn't try.
It's just that the Hot Pick is the CEO of the divorce agency from across the road.
So I don't know what he actually has in mind.
Also, he doesn't even want to come to our event.
That's even better.
If he wants to challenge us, why should we surrender now?
I know what you mean, but...
No buts.
Our Hot Pick event is next week.
Everything is already in place.
So I'll leave the rest with you.
Good luck.
[Murphy's Law Number Four]
[Things never get done, but there are always time to redo everything.]
Why must Boss use him?
Exactly.
Let's just get Alan to go for plastic surgery.
I'm fine with it if the company pays for it.
Stop joking.
My backup plan has already been rejected
and our deadline is almost up.
Are you here to help me or to make fun of me?
What else can we do?
Exactly.
No, I must boost up my Murphy's spirit.
Even if he rejects me, I shouldn't back down.
So?
So I'm going to keep bothering him.
I must think of a way to make him say yes.
But you don't even know where he hangs out.
Here's my plan.
Let's start with the people whom he hangs out with.
That's right, you're so smart.
After using all my brain
and a bit of my beauty
I finally got our Hot Pick's schedule from Simon today.
I'm so tired.
You're exaggerating, it's just a schedule.
Why would you need any brain to get it?
Let alone beauty.
All right, thank you.
Hi.
Exercising is good for your body
whereas our event will fulfill your emotional needs.
It's important to have a balance in your life.
I remember someone telling me
that she's never asking for my help again.
Did she suffer a memory loss?
That was in the past.
We should look ahead of us instead.
Don't stop yourself from communicating with others.
If you're willing to come and attend our Hot Pick event
we'll give you an exclusive...
I'm serious.
You should listen to me.
We can offer you a tailor-made...
I'm serious.
You should listen to me.
We can offer you a tailor-made...
Please don't stop yourself from communicating with others.
Are you here to convince me or to humiliate me?
I'm not humiliating you.
I just want to talk to you about our Hot Pick project.
Hey.
If I had kept exercising with him
I'll probably die before I finish the project.
Hang on, if I go back empty-handed
Boss will definitely get mad and take it out on Xin Xin and Alan.
Wait.
But I already told him that I'll never waste time on begging him again.
If I go now, he'll probably think I don't have any principles at all.
Forget it.
Forget it...
If begging doesn't work, I'll do it the hard way.
Let's see if you're really more stubborn than my Murphy's spirit.
Is there anyone here?
Hello?
Hi.
Who are you? What are you doing here by yourself?
Excuse me.
Are you Dr. Love?
- Hello. - Hello.
Polo has never been so close to a stranger before.
He obviously likes you as much as I do.
Thank you.
Can you tell me if your CEO is here?
Our CEO?
I thought you've already given them his schedule.
Why isn't anything happening?
I hope he hasn't found out
that we've been trying to set him up as their Hot Pick.
Hey, you two.
Why are you being so sneaky?
You're not trying anything funny, are you?
- Of course not, that's impossible. - Let's exercise.
Let's exercise.
Mr. Ji, what do I have to do to make you say yes?
Should I take back my comment about NG Man or should I apologize to you?
Miss.
I also want to ask you
what do I have to do to make you give up?
- I think... - Also.
Let me tell you one last time.
I will not be attending that ridiculous event
- because I'm not... - He's not an unreasonable person.
Boss, look how sincere Miss Guan is.
You should at least give her a chance.
Also, if this gets out
people might think that you're bullying a timid girl.
- Me? - Yeah.
- Bullying her? - That's right.
Exactly.
Why don't we have a game of this.
If I win, you'll have to say yes.
You want to challenge me in polo?
Yes, polo it is.
Are you ready?
We're about to start.
Three, two, one.
Polo.
Good one, Boss!
The score is one to zero.
What makes you think that you can defeat me in polo?
I just haven't been on a bike for a while, so I'm not used to it.
Fine, let's keep going.
The score is now two to zero.
This is the last round.
Are you two okay?
So who do you think won this round?
Looks like Miss Guan lost
while Boss won big time.
- Hey. - You broke my arm.
I've never seen anyone
crash into the post just to chase after a ball.
- You... - Don't worry.
Since I lost
I'll never bother you with our hot pick event again.
Perhaps it's because he was hurt before
so he's defending himself by being cold.
Perhaps I still love her.
But how can I guarantee that my next relationship will last
by just having courage?
You should use Dr. Love's expertise
to cure him
and help this frozen piece of pork chop to have warmth again
and become less defensive.
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